Welcome to Alkemi
A really good Kubernetes cluster made by Offcenit
Alkemi, meaning "Alchemy" in Norwegian, is our technical laboratory for modern, easy-to-use, low-latency, performant, and highly reliable infrastructure solutions.
With over 70 customers on the platform, we use pipelines in Forgejo to deploy SLSA compliant and secure workloads.
Our small team of three manages what usually requires a dedicated team through automations, specialized monitoring, and Kubernetes operators.
Alkemi at a Glance
- 99.7% SLA guarantee included with 25% price reduction
- Flat price. High performance to cost ratio
- Fully self-hosted in the EU
- Flexible solutions made for developers but manageable by anyone
- Multi-layered monitoring and automation
Uptime Metrics
Cluster Performance
Access real-time uptime metrics and performance data for Alkemi:
View Metrics DashboardDeclaration of Principles
Our Guiding Principles
- We keep your services running smoothly with downtimes you won't notice.
- We can brag about our security. Your data is (actually) safe with us; we follow security practices that go past the norm of minimum required and we only use EU providers.
- We manage our systems through automation and good planning, meaning we require much less manpower and resources. It also means we're quicker to respond to incidents.
- Our system grows with your needs but will still offer you a flat pricing.
- We use very few external companies to cover our needs, meaning our operational costs are much lower than others. It also means we easily change out and react to any changes from the external companies we do use.
- We're open about how we operate and we openly share our uptime monitoring and most importantly, how we do our monitoring.
Report Issues
Report a Bug
Found a bug? Help us improve by reporting it!
We are currently working on a solution for general bug reports across the whole Offcenit infrastructure - in the meantime, please write your bug report to us at post@offcenit.no